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If I choose the wrong road, it’s my own asphalt.
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If you’re crazy and you know it, take your meds.
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Sorry I’m late I got stuck in happy hour.
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I can still haul ass, it just takes more trips.
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Say no to drugs…sometimes.
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Silence is gold, duct tape is silver.
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If your joints are stiff, you’re rolling them too tight.
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Some days I wish I had more middle fingers.
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Some days I wish I had more middle fingers. other color
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I solemnly swear…often.
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I’m not going on the next family guilt trip.
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I hope this is the final season of this shit show.
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When I die I want an open blouse funeral.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses their dignty.
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If it ain’t broke, don’t let my kids touch it.
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I feel sorry for people who don’t know me.
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I’m sorry I missed your pity party … again.
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Namaste. Namago.
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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.
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I’m a ray of sunshine with scattered hot flashes.
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I need more than coffee but less than cocaine.
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Struggling gold digger.
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Killing people with kindness takes too long.
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Stop driving me crazy, I’m close enough to walk.
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Ten percent stud. Ninety percent muffin.
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I wish there was a recipe for shut your pie hole.
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When I’m feeling fat, I try to keep my chins up.
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My stomach is flat, the L is silent
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Kale taste like I would rather be fat
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I’m so poor I can’t pay attention.
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Well well well, if it isn’t those feelings I keep eating.
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I feel sorry for people who don’t know me.
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I’m sorry I missed your pity party … again.
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Namaste. Namago.
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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.
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If I choose the wromg road, it’s my own asphalt.
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Sorry I’m late I got stuck in happy hour.
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Never let the truth ruin a good story.
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If you show me yours, I’ll look for mine.
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Kale taste like I would rather be fat.
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I feel sorry for the people who don’t know me.
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If you love something, set it free. If you hate something, set it on fire.
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If your joints are stiff, you’re rolling them too tight.
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Your drama needs an intermission.
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Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
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If you’re crazy and you know it… take your meds!
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Some days I wish I had more middle fingers.
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I can still haul ass…it just takes more trips.
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I’ll scratch your back…if you’ll shave mine.
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I solemnly swear…often.
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Namaste. Namago.
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I’m organizing a search party…to help me find myself.
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When I’m feeling fat…I try to keep my chins up.
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If I were a drag queen, my name would be Shellita Buffet.
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I almost didn’t recognize you with your new face.
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I’m sorry I missed your pity party…again.
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Killing people with kindness…takes too long.
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Curiosity did not kill the cat…I did.
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If you can’t laugh at yourself…I will.
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Dance like nobody’s watching…unless you’re a stripper.
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no need to apologize…I would rather hold a grudge.
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I’m not going on the on the next family guilt trip.
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I hope it’s the final season of this shit show.
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I wish there was a recipe for shut your pie hole.
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