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If I choose the wromg road, it’s my own asphalt.

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I finally got my shit together, now I can’t find it.

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Sorry I’m late I got stuck in happy hour.

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Never let the truth ruin a good story.

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If you show me yours, I’ll look for mine.

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Eating lipstick doesn’t make you pretty on the inside.

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Say no to drugs…sometimes.

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Kale taste like I would rather be fat.

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I feel sorry for the people who don’t know me.

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If you love something, set it free. If you hate something, set it on fire.

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If your joints are stiff, you’re rolling them too tight.

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Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

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Your drama needs an intermission.

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Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

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If you’re crazy and you know it… take your meds!

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Some days I wish I had more middle fingers.

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I can still haul ass…it just takes more trips.

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I’ll scratch your back…if you’ll shave mine.

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I solemnly swear…often.

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Namaste. Namago.

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I’m organizing a search party…to help me find myself.

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When I’m feeling fat…I try to keep my chins up.

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If I were a drag queen, my name would be Shellita Buffet.

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I almost didn’t recognize you with your new face.

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I’m sorry I missed your pity party…again.

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Killing people with kindness…takes too long.

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Curiosity did not kill the cat…I did.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself…I will.

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Dance like nobody’s watching…unless you’re a stripper.

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no need to apologize…I would rather hold a grudge.

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My patience is too short…to ride your emotional roller coaster.

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I’m not going on the on the next family guilt trip.

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I hope it’s the final season of this shit show.

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I wish there was a recipe for shut your pie hole.

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i’m a lot more fun once the pills kick in.

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Drunks start fights. Stoners start bands.

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I may know a few manure salesmen…with their mouths full of samples.

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My milkshake still brings all the boys to the yard…I just don’t mow as often.

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When one door closes…hopefully your mouth will too.

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A neatly trimmed bush…makes your deck look bigger.

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Cats are like strippers…they’ll sit on your lap, but no touching.

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I may not be the prettiest or the funniest…but at least I’m not the smartest.

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We can be friends with benefits…if you own a liquor store.

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Higher higher plants on fire.

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Highdea

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It’s 4:20 Somewhere

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It’s 4:20 Somewhere

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It’s 4:20 Somewhere

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Magic Leaves

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Magic Leaves

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Magic Leaves

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Hot Mess

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In case of emergency dial 9-wine-wine

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Flying fish sticks

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Great Legs

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Dahlia

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Zinia

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Pink Pine Cone

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Pink Pine Cone

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Pink Pine Cone

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Alien Green Pine Cone

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Alien Green Pine Cone

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Alien Green Pine Cone

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Basic Becky 2″ mix pack (6 designs – 2 ea.)

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Git Lit

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I was hot in the 80’s

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Burn Baby Burn

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Spark Up

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Don’t pet my peeve

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I Tolerate You

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Idaho. Udaho.

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Namaste. Namago.

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Fork It

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Bull Ship

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F-Bomb

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Kiss Ass

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