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I wish there was a recipe for shut your pie hole.
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i’m a lot more fun once the pills kick in.
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Eating lipstick doesn’t make you pretty on the inside.
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Say no to drugs…sometimes.
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Kale taste like I would rather be fat.
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I feel sorry for the people who don’t know me.
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If you love something, set it free. If you hate something, set it on fire.
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If your joints are stiff, you’re rolling them too tight.
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Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
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Your drama needs an intermission.
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Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.
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If you’re crazy and you know it… take your meds!
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Some days I wish I had more middle fingers.
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I can still haul ass…it just takes more trips.
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I’ll scratch your back…if you’ll shave mine.
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I solemnly swear…often.
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Namaste. Namago.
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I’m organizing a search party…to help me find myself
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When I’m feeling fat…I try to keep my chins up.
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If I were a drag queen, my name would be Shelita Buffet.
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I almost didn’t recognize you with your new face.
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I’m sorry I missed your pity party…again.
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Killing people with kindness…takes too long.
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Curiosity did not kill the cat…I did.
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If you can’t laugh at yourself…I will.
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Dance like nobody’s watching…unless you’re a stripper.
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no need to apologize…I would rather hold a grudge.
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Drunks start fights. Stoners start bands.
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I may know a few manure salesmen…with their mouths full of samples.
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My milkshake still brings all the boys to the yard…I just don’t mow as often.
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When one door closes…hopefully your mouth will too.
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A neatly trimmed bush…makes your deck look bigger.
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Cats are like strippers…they’ll sit on your lap, but no touching.
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I may not be the prettiest or the funniest…but at least I’m not the smartest.
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We can be friends with benefits…if you own a liquor store.
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Higher higher plants on fire.
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Highdea
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Highdea
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It’s 4:20 Somewhere
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It’s 4:20 Somewhere
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It’s 4:20 Somewhere
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It’s 4:20 Somewhere
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Magic Leaves
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Magic Leaves
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Magic Leaves
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Magic Leaves
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Hot Mess
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In case of emergency dial 9-wine-wine
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Flying fish sticks
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Great Legs
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Dahlia
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Zinia
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Pink Pine Cone
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Pink Pine Cone
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Pink Pine Cone
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Alien Green Pine Cone
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Alien Green Pine Cone
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Alien Green Pine Cone
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Basic Becky 2″ mix pack (6 designs – 2 ea.)
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Git Lit
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I was hot in the 80’s
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Burn Baby Burn
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Spark Up
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Don’t pet my peeve
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I Tolerate You
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Idaho. Udaho.
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Namaste. Namago.
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Fork It
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Bull Ship
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F-Bomb
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Kiss Ass
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