Coasters
Eating lipstick doesn’t make you pretty on the inside.
Who says disposable can’t be delightful? This set of witty paper coasters brings humor to every sip. Printed on absorbent cardstock and packaged with style, they’re great as a hostess gift, party favor, or a cheeky treat for yourself. Practical and punchy, they do double duty—keeping tables dry and guests entertained.
If you love something, set it free. If you hate something, set it on fire.
Add a splash of sarcasm to your cocktails. These thick paper coasters are made to rest your drinks and deliver laughs. Featuring bold, clever sayings that bring instant laughs and personality to any setting. Perfect for entertaining or gifting, they’re the kind of disposable that leaves a lasting impression.
Your drama needs an intermission.
Who says disposable can’t be delightful? This set of witty paper coasters brings humor to every sip. Printed on absorbent cardstock and packaged with style, they’re great as a hostess gift, party favor, or a cheeky treat for yourself. Practical and punchy, they do double duty—keeping tables dry and guests entertained.
If you’re crazy and you know it… take your meds!
Add a splash of sarcasm to your cocktails. These thick paper coasters are made to rest your drinks and deliver laughs. Featuring bold, clever sayings that bring instant laughs and personality to any setting. Perfect for entertaining or gifting, they’re the kind of disposable that leaves a lasting impression.
I can still haul ass…it just takes more trips.
Funny, functional, and just the right amount of inappropriate. These disposable paper coasters are made for people who take their drinks seriously—but not themselves. With clever sayings foil pressed on sturdy paper stock, they’re a perfect addition to your bar cart, dinner party, or girls’ night in. Use them, laugh at them, toss them—no cleanup required.
I’ll scratch your back…if you’ll shave mine.
Who says disposable can’t be delightful? This set of witty paper coasters brings humor to every sip. Printed on absorbent cardstock and packaged with style, they’re great as a hostess gift, party favor, or a cheeky treat for yourself. Practical and punchy, they do double duty—keeping tables dry and guests entertained.
I solemnly swear…often.
Add a splash of sarcasm to your cocktails. These thick paper coasters are made to rest your drinks and deliver laughs. Featuring bold, clever sayings that bring instant laughs and personality to any setting. Perfect for entertaining or gifting, they’re the kind of disposable that leaves a lasting impression.
Namaste. Namago.
Funny, functional, and just the right amount of inappropriate. These disposable paper coasters are made for people who take their drinks seriously—but not themselves. With clever sayings foil pressed on sturdy paper stock, they’re a perfect addition to your bar cart, dinner party, or girls’ night in. Use them, laugh at them, toss them—no cleanup required.
I’m organizing a search party…to help me find myself
Funny, functional, and just the right amount of inappropriate. These disposable paper coasters are made for people who take their drinks seriously—but not themselves. With clever sayings foil pressed on sturdy paper stock, they’re a perfect addition to your bar cart, dinner party, or girls’ night in. Use them, laugh at them, toss them—no cleanup required.
When I’m feeling fat…I try to keep my chins up.
Who says disposable can’t be delightful? This set of witty paper coasters brings humor to every sip. Printed on absorbent cardstock and packaged with style, they’re great as a hostess gift, party favor, or a cheeky treat for yourself. Practical and punchy, they do double duty—keeping tables dry and guests entertained.
If I were a drag queen, my name would be Shelita Buffet.
Who says disposable can’t be delightful? This set of witty paper coasters brings humor to every sip. Printed on absorbent cardstock and packaged with style, they’re great as a hostess gift, party favor, or a cheeky treat for yourself. Practical and punchy, they do double duty—keeping tables dry and guests entertained.
I almost didn’t recognize you with your new face.
Add a splash of sarcasm to your cocktails. These thick paper coasters are made to rest your drinks and deliver laughs. Featuring bold, clever sayings that bring instant laughs and personality to any setting. Perfect for entertaining or gifting, they’re the kind of disposable that leaves a lasting impression.
I’m sorry I missed your pity party…again.
Add a splash of sarcasm to your cocktails. These thick paper coasters are made to rest your drinks and deliver laughs. Featuring bold, clever sayings that bring instant laughs and personality to any setting. Perfect for entertaining or gifting, they’re the kind of disposable that leaves a lasting impression.
Killing people with kindness…takes too long.
Funny, functional, and just the right amount of inappropriate. These disposable paper coasters are made for people who take their drinks seriously—but not themselves. With clever sayings foil pressed on sturdy paper stock, they’re a perfect addition to your bar cart, dinner party, or girls’ night in. Use them, laugh at them, toss them—no cleanup required.
Curiosity did not kill the cat…I did.
Funny, functional, and just the right amount of inappropriate. These disposable paper coasters are made for people who take their drinks seriously—but not themselves. With clever sayings foil pressed on sturdy paper stock, they’re a perfect addition to your bar cart, dinner party, or girls’ night in. Use them, laugh at them, toss them—no cleanup required.
If you can’t laugh at yourself…I will.
Who says disposable can’t be delightful? This set of witty paper coasters brings humor to every sip. Printed on absorbent cardstock and packaged with style, they’re great as a hostess gift, party favor, or a cheeky treat for yourself. Practical and punchy, they do double duty—keeping tables dry and guests entertained.
Dance like nobody’s watching…unless you’re a stripper.
Add a splash of sarcasm to your cocktails. These thick paper coasters are made to rest your drinks and deliver laughs. Featuring bold, clever sayings that bring instant laughs and personality to any setting. Perfect for entertaining or gifting, they’re the kind of disposable that leaves a lasting impression.
no need to apologize…I would rather hold a grudge.
Funny, functional, and just the right amount of inappropriate. These disposable paper coasters are made for people who take their drinks seriously—but not themselves. With clever sayings foil pressed on sturdy paper stock, they’re a perfect addition to your bar cart, dinner party, or girls’ night in. Use them, laugh at them, toss them—no cleanup required.